Jason, the 300lb Cowboy |
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Jason, who resides downriver at a commune with several other men, got into radio by accident. He was working on a sheriff's department chain gang clearing litter from the roadside on I-75 when Steve Grunwald just happened to suffer a blow out. Steve pulled over to the side of the road and deputies ordered Jason to change the tire. Steve thanked Jason and gave him his business card and the two became pen pals until Jason was released. Desperate to earn a few bucks and clean up his act, Jason begged Steve for a job and Steve was nice enough to hire him to walk his dog, Petunia. Eventually Jason wormed his way into Steve's heart and conned his way into the radio gig. Jason loves to dine out and when asked to name his favorite restaurants, he rattled these off without missing a beat and in alphabetical order: "I love A&W, Arby's, Arthur Treacher's, Blimpie, Bojangles, Burger King, Chicken Shack, Church's Chicken, Del Taco (they recently opened one in Dearborn), Halo Burger (up north), Hardees, Harvey's (Windsor), Jimmy John's (Steve always takes me there), KFC, Long John Silver's, McDonald's, Mr. Pita, Quizno's, Rally's, Rio Wraps, Sbarro, Subway, Taco Bell, Tubby's, Wendy's and White Castle." For his "big night out" Jason puts on a fresh tee shirt and heads to Old Country Buffet. Ladies, if you were wondering about Jason's love life, that's a bit mysterious. Rachel Hunter says: "He's extremely picky about the women he dates. He won't even get near any woman who has a harpoon scar or a rogue chin hair." Says Grunwald: "Picky, are you out of your mind? His only requirement is that she must be breathing and pay for the date." As for his future, Jason says: "If Steve ever hits the lotto and gets rich, I'd love to serve his every need as his personal valet." Email: jason@drdonshow.com
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